SVP via Buy.com offers the Dr. Tech 39" Full Size Sunburst Assassin Electric Guitar
, model no. MSJ-S1, bundled with a ... wait, is this right? A 6-Foot Artificial Christmas Tree
and 100-LED String of Christmas Lights
with free shipping
. That's the lowest total price we could find for this unusual bundle, when purchased separately elsewhere, by $57. The guitar features an alder body, maple neck, rosewood fretboard, 22 XJ frets, distressed 3-tone sunburst finish, and more. As best we can tell, the Christmas tree is included to give you something to "rock around" once you've learned how to play the guitar.