Amazon offers its Prime members the Swingline ClassicCut Lite 12" Desktop Guillotine Trimmer
, model no. 9312, for $20.49
with free shipping
. (Non-members can spend over $25 for free shipping; otherwise, it adds $5.74.) That's the lowest total price we could find by $23. It can cut up to 10 sheets at once and features a protective guard rail and blade latch hook to lock the blade.
Example of use: Did your printed portrait of Marie Antoinette not center properly? Send her to the guillotine to straighten her out. (Then go eat some cake.)
Amazon Prime membership is $79 per year; however, Prime is free for college students for six months, and free for parents and caregivers for three months.