Walmart offers the Lodge Cast Iron Guitar Skillet, model no. HGSK, for $13.45. Opt for in-store pickup to dodge the $5.99 shipping charge. That's the lowest total price we could find by $14. It measures 11" x 5" x 1".
MaxTool via eBay offers the Durostar Eco-Shredder Chipper, model no. ES1600, for $159.99 with free shipping. That's the lowest price we could find by $59. It features a 2-horsepower motor and three-cycle shredding.