March two was the birthday of the rhyming-est of men
Dr. Seuss (though he's dead) would've turned 'hundred ten!
So up steps Amazon, to give the doctor his "propers"
(While at the same time they'll be lining their coffers)
They've chopped twenty percent off, but up to seventy off, too
on apps that Seuss, himself, certainly never approved
They play on your Kindle or your Android device,
(You iPhone people can just take a hike!)
The selection is giant, the selection is grand,
Like The Cat in the Hat and Green Eggs and Ham
But that's just a couple, there's just so much mo',
Like Fox in Socks and Oh, the Places You'll Go!
There's also a Dr. Seuss Short Story Collection,
For the rest, click here for the entire selection.
Now we meant what we said, and we said what we meant,
the sale cuts those apps up to 70 percent
Jump on these deals quick, jump on those deals fast
Cause after today, they're a thing of the past!
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