We take our deals very seriously, but every now and again we just can't help ourselves from slipping in a joke or two. In fact, we posted several throughout the past week; did you see them all? If so, move along, there's nothing to see here! But if not, then here they are, all in one place for your convenience. But be warned! Though the write-ups are still as funny as the day we wrote them, some of the deals may have expired. The funnies:
Memorable Beers for iPhone downloads
It will not help you remember why you woke up covered in Jell-O (but your friends' Facebook photos already help you remember that stuff).
Halo: Reach Legendary Edition for Xbox 360 (EXPIRED)
That's $35 under our December mention and $25 under the next lowest total price we could find for this Legen ... wait for it ....
This limited edition includes the game, Todd McFarlane sculpture, patches, badges, artifacts bag, and more.
... DARY game! Legendary game.
Inpaint 3 for Mac downloads (EXPIRED)
This software lets you delete unwanted objects (mothers-in-law, ghosts, Carrot Top) from your photos.
Instant Button Waistband Extender 8-Pack (EXPIRED)
Though convenient in a pinch (no pun intended, but we'll take it), you should be careful. These buttons could be the on-ramp to the road that runs through sweatpants-town and Hawaiian ShirtsVille on your way to MuuMuu City (with frequent rest stops at PajamaJeans and McDonalds).
Dragon Naturally Speaking Premium for PC
We'll bet that Daenerys Targaryen uses this. (Though we've only read the first book, so there's a chance we're wrong.)
Tekken Hybrids for PS3 preorders
Unlike regular Tekkens, this one features a more efficient engine, which is better for the environment and safer for the Kumas and Mokujins.
NorthernBrewer coupon: 10% off sitewide (see image, right)
This one is all image humor, folks. Go on and take a long, uncomfortable
look at that face over there. Get it? Breuer? Yeah.
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