We take our deals very seriously, but every now and again we just can't help ourselves from slipping in a joke or two. In fact, we posted several throughout the past week; did you see them all? If so, move along, there's nothing to see here! But if not, then here they are, all in one place for your convenience. But be warned! Though the write-ups are still as funny as the day we wrote them, some of the deals may have expired. The funnies:
Sharpie Extra Fine Point Marker 12-Pack
Each permanent marker features an extra-fine point for the increased accuracy that subway vandals demand.
Outdoor Oasis Patio Chandler 3-Piece Bistro Collection
Could this patio set BE any cheaper?! (Yes, that was a Friends joke. Yes, we realize that it was cancelled seven years ago.)
Stafford Men's Essentials LinenLook Sportcoat (EXPIRED)
For a more professorial look, you could always buy a leather jacket, cut out the elbows, then sew those patches onto this jacket.
500 Sheets of HP 4" x 6" Glossy Photo Paper
With this many sheets, at this price, you'll no longer have to choose favorites when it comes time to print out pictures of your kids.
More of America's Most Wanted Recipes Cookbook
As far as we can tell, this book is unaffiliated with the TV show "America's Most Wanted", so it probably doesn't contain recipes on how to bake a file into a cake.
The Funnies In: Facebook from Another Planet
Daniel Elsinger: I'm a little teapot...wait....where is my spout...
Harmony Mauzey: He's half the man he used to be.
Kevin Raines: It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Pillow-Man!
Samuel W. Sims Jr: Who the better half now?
Darryl J: Don't worry, it's a judgement free world :)
Brent Brown: For the serial killer who likes sleeping with one-armed torsos but doesn't want the mess.
James Humphrey: That's the trouble with layaway....you only get what [you] pay for and you don't necessarily get the parts in the order you would have liked.
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