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Haiku Reviews

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iPod Touch
Apple, Majestic!
Touch is one more sense to add
Competitors: weep.

Resident Evil 4 (for Wii)
Started play Monday
Lo, head chainsawed too often
Stopped playing Tuesday.

Lego Millennium Falcon
With five thousand bricks
It will be put together
Better than ep. one.

Microsoft Zune 2
Microsoft's second
Player with nice feature set
But still ... it's a Zune.

Jumbo Glow-In-The-Dark Universal Remote Control
Where is my remote?
I'll never ask that again
Because it's huge, man.

Jeff Somogyi is
Not a poet, but rather:
dealnews Staffwriter.

Additional poetry by Jeffrey Contray and Wes Hall.

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