By Jeff Somogyi, dealnews Media Editor We heard these juicy rumors through the grapevine, and now they're yours for further gossiping about. Nic Cage Denies Being a Vampire? Which is EXACTLY what a vampire would do! Also of note: He went out of his way to say, "And I don't drink people's blood." Why would you specify "people's" in that sentence, Nic? [StarPulse] iPhone 5 Will Have an Interactive, Eye-Tracking 3D Screen? Siri: Um... my camera is up here, mister! [InRumor] Kindle Fire 2 Coming in May? Yeah, by then I'll totally feel like I've gotten my money's worth out of the Fire 1 that I bought six months ago and not be mad at all that a new version is already out. [Tom's Guide] Next-Gen Xbox Codenamed "Durango"? So macho! Will it also wears spurs, chaw, and drawl? OR, will it just be a crossover utility truck from Dodge with a cab forward design? (YES! That is TWO "cab forward" mentions in two weeks! SKILLZ!) [Ubergizmo] HTC Will Offer a Streaming Music Service? Just like they did with Android devices, HTC is going to be taking a risk on a service that no one else dares offer! Wait. I mean the exact opposite of that. What happened to you, HTC? You used to be cool. [GigaOm] Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. He'll have you know that he was always cool, it was the world that was the helpless nerd with no social skills. See more of his in-his-mind awesomeness on Twitter or on his blog. You can also sign up for an email alert for all dealnews features.