When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week: Is Stan "The Man" Lee Going T=to Play Uatu, The Watcher in a Future Marvel Film? As if anyone believes that Stan Lee could stand idly by and not interfere?! [Digital Spy] Is The Similar-Sounding "Windows 95" the Reason the Next Microsoft OS Will Be Called "Windows 10"? Yeah, Microsoft wouldn't want people to associate the new OS with that innovative, revolutionary, long-lasting, much-beloved version of their software. [Engadget] Will The Next Apple iPad Be Available in Gold? If they were fun, Apple would ship five golden iPads made of real gold! And, if found, the finder gets a tour of the Apple Factory! Oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-do! I've got another puzzle for you! What do you get when you build phones from alumin-um? Bending as much as a rubber band can? (Apple factory workers take you off to be "de-torqued" in the De-torquing Room; you don't inherit Apple.) Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do! [Technology Tell] Is The Next Motorola Phone Called Moto DROID Turbo? It's a typical Motorola DROID phone, but with a Turbo Boost. (That is, it can, at the press of a button, jump over obstacles, Michael.) [Gotta Be Mobile] Is The Next Avengers Film Going to Be Split Into Two Parts? (Sings) Who loves to smoke? Enjoys a joke? Who wouldn't get a bit upset, if he were really broke? CROWD: It's Mister Ultron! He doesn't like that Mister! He likes good old LORD AND MASTER OF HUMANITY, RULER OF ALL! Now bow down before him, pathetic flesh-bag! [ComicBook.com] Is Apple Pay Coming to iPhones on October 20? I got super excited and cut up all of my now-useless credit cards. Then I realized I don't own an iPhone. Can I borrow cab fare home? [Design & Trend] Related DealNews Features: How Much Are 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Comics Worth Now? When to Get the Best iPad Prices: Skip the iPad 2 and Get the iPad 4 for $399 Can Apple Make Mobile Payment Work, and Can it Save You Money?