If the Internet is Jell-O, then rumors are those bits of pineapple that your mom insists on suspending inside it, ruining the entire desert. I ... I'm not sure where I was going with this analogy. I guess I just wanted some way to tell my mom to stop putting pineapple in my Jell-O. Now, on to the rumors: .Mac getting a new name / overhaul? Either way, I'm just glad that it's not another iPhone or Tablet Mac rumor ... Tablet Mac? UGH! Microsoft to buy the phone book? Yellow Book 7 to feature pages you flip through using your fingers! (That's a Windows 7 joke. Too soon?) Street Fighter IV? I'm pretty sure I can already reveal some secret moves for the characters: Roll-to-forward + button. Guitar Hero: World Tour pricing revealed? It's rumored to be about $20 more than Rock Band. There, now you don't have to read the article. 90-minute cut-scenes in Metal Gear Solid 4? What better way to heighten the action of a shoot-em-up video game then by giving players huge, 90-minute swaths of time in which they just get to watch the game play itself?! Jeff Somogyi is dealnews' Media Editor. He already owns several video games that have 90-minute cut scenes ... they're called MOVIES.