Be warned: Many of these rumors came out around April 1. Who's the fool, now?! iPhone HD for Verizon in June? The HD is for "high density". The phone will be slimmer and smaller than the current models, but weigh 3x as much. iPad available worldwide on April 24? And by "worldwide" they mean "Canada", so ... not really anywhere important. (I love you, Canada, you know that, right?) iPhone 4.0 gets multitasking? But ... but ... that smirky Wilson brother in those smarmy AT&T commercials swears that they already have multitasking! Oh. Oh, I see ... they were just bending the truth? Who knew marketing would lie to us like that? Gears of War 3 announcement on April 8? ... on that Jimmy Fallon show. What's more annoying? Having a rumor about a potential announcement of the trailer of a game, or Jimmy Fallon. Either way: Not cool. Apple's ad platform, iAd, to debut April 7? Only Apple could get people excited about getting ads served to them. Nexus One on Verizon this week ... with a "surprise"? Surprises should ALWAYS be "a creamy nougat center". Always! Radio Shack looking to sell itself for $3 billion? And they all laughed at you when your business plan was: Sell remote control cars and batteries ? profit Xbox Natal arriving in October? The first title: "Yoga Natal". Great! Natal is just another trick to get me to exercise! Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. He's convinced that "Yoga Natal" was Dhalsim's best combo-breaker move. See more of his mind-thoughts @dzheough.