This week, I am experimenting with bullet-pointing the rumors... AND with being more mean! In no particular order: Microsoft to let Bungie go indie, again? If you love something ... Buy it. Then, if you still love it ... set it free. Wait. I don't think Microsoft is reading the same poetry I am ... The end of October will see the death of the Mac Mini ... and the birth of the Mac nano? If it's true, the nano will be a tiny, white phoenix, rising from it's parent's ashes - only to have no one buy it, either. HTML code reveals "iPhone Extreme". One can only wish that, on the product packaging, the "X" will be huge, and it'll be a more "in-your-face" and "over-the-top" edition of the iPhone. Like, it'll snowboard, or something cool, like that. AOL-owned wow.com to become a social network. FINALLY, nerds and outcasts will have their very own place to hang out on the Internet. Er ... Yahoo! dumping Kelkoo. NOOOO! You two were perfect for each other! Wait, I was thinking of Brangelina. Nevermind. Who's Kelkoo? Another Serenity movie? I'm glad that the popularity of the first film will spawn another movie - and not a revival of the snooze-fest that was the TV series. Jeff Somogyi is a dealnews Senior Staffwriter and is rumored to be a Browncoat.