This week's rumors are way better than last week's. Why? Cuz these are new. Last week's are old and stale.
Jeff Somogyi is a dealnews Senior Staffwriter and is rumored to have turned down a billion dollars he was offered for a sammich that looked like Nixon.
- Facebook poised to become the new MySpace? Or is that the new iTunes?
Sorry, kid, no matter what you do with Facebook, you'll always be "that guy who turned down a billion dollars".
- Nintendo to release new Wii "Play 'N Learn" platform?
Umm ... Not off to a good start, being a device for learning, if you're using " 'N " in the name ... Why not just call it "Wii Learnin' Box What For Kids To Learn Wit'".
- OS X Leopard at "Gold Master".
Before it was just a rumor. This time, we swear, it's real. It's finally finalized. It'll finally be definitely released, definitely, in October ... maybe ... Oh, the exact date? Ummm ...
- Windows XP's Service Pack 3 to add "Vista-like" features
Like aggravation, disappointment, anger, and frustration.
- New Prince of Persia game.
It's a prequel AND the first in a trilogy. So, it's the "Star Wars: Episode One" of the gaming world. Except it'll probably have better CGI.
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