Staff Picks: The Best of the Best
When you see a Staff Pick deal, you know someone at Castle DealNews has declared it a particularly noteworthy bargain. So allow us to quickly highlight some of the... um... highlights. (Of what are already highlights. It recurs.)
Pro Deal Tip: There's many more Staff Pick deals beyond the ones we've highlighted here. Keep scrollin' to see them all.
Apple AirTag 4-PackStore: Amazon
Price: $68
Shipping: Free shipping
Your eyes do not deceive you. All you have heard is true. Yes, AirTags are back once again and have dropped even lower than when we last spoke of them (mere days ago, at the time of writing) and a brand new all-time low has been bestowed upon on. There's never been a better time to buy four AirTags. Only want one? Two? Three? Well too bad because this deal is for four AirTags and four AirTags only. You gotta spend money to save money. Yes, that's what they say.
Lowe's Mulch SaleStore: Lowe's
Price: $10 for four bags
Shipping: Pickup at Lowe's
Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! MULCH! MULCH! MULCH!
MULCH! MULCH! MULCH! MULCH! MULCH! MULCH!
MULCH! MULCH! MULCH! MULCH! MULCH!
Hardspace: Shipbreaker for PC (Epic Games)Store: Amazon
Price: Free w/ Prime
Lowest By: $31
Expiration: April 13
Yes: this game is good. Ideally, you quickly ignore the story, and turn off time limits on your disassembly missions, and just use it as a strangely meditative experience to occupy your hands while you listen to a podcast or twelve, or maybe Vangelis' Blade Runner score. It's like the sci-fi sister game to Power Wash Simulator, except with a larger potential for enormous antimatter explosions because of your clumsy lasering.
On Past Season Clearance Deals at REIStore: REI
Discount: Up to 50% off
Shipping: Pickup, or free shipping w/ $60
The thing about wearing shoes is that they're on your feet, and that's what On leans into as a brand. What good are shoes if they're off? It's a question that has troubled philosophers for generations — that's why they ask about a tree falling in the forest instead of shoe that's not being worn, it's too troubling a concept for even our greatest minds. And that's why these are On, not Off. Except of course they are off — up to 50% off. What am I talking about.
iRobot Roomba Combo j5 2-in-1 Robot Vacuum & MopStore: Amazon
Price: $249.99
Shipping: Free shipping
We're receiving word from one of our frontline deal jockeys that this iRobot Roomba Combo j5 2-in-1 Robot Vacuum & Mop is 53% off, which equates to a price of $250 and the best we've ever seen. While the boffins at Castle DealNews verify this information, we might admire the four stage cleaning system, app control, and impressively capitalized No Mop Zones system. Ok, I've got perpetually crankified colleague A. Byrne on the line and he's confirming that yes, this Roomba is as good a deal as we believed it to be. He's also going on a tirade about how Blu Tack just isn't the same as it was 20 years so now is a great time to hang up and pretend the call dropped.
Arcade1UP Deals at Kohl'sStore: Kohl's
Discount: Up to 60% off + up to $100 in Kohl's Cash
Shipping: Free shipping
Arcade machines are the name of the game at Kohl's. Historical heavyweight titans of the industry like Mortal Kombat, Pac-Man, and Pong lead the charge with up to 60% off in addition to $100 of earnable Kohl's Kash (the Mortal Kombat style guide demands acknowledgement, respect, and use). Bafflingly, there's a single T-shirt in amongst the arcade goodness and mercifully it isn't discounted, nor should it ever be. Don't you dare buy this at any price, even ironically. I will find you.
