5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Huge Savings on One of the Best Brooks
We're just babbling about Brooks, but understandably so, because you can save up to 70% on their wares at REI right now. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Apparel Deal
Brooks Past-Season Clearance at REI
Up to 70% offThe best Brooks is, of course, Albert — this would be true even if all he'd ever done was voice Hank Scorpio in The Simpsons, but luckily for him, he's done at least one more thing than that: this. The second best Brooks is probably Mel, but somewhere in the top five is Brooks, the brand currently hotly discounted at REI. Shorts, shoes, sport bras: all the things you probably wouldn't buy off Albert or Mel, you can buy here, at up to 70% off here in the Brooks district.
Top Chair Deal
Jayden Creation Hyde Genuine Leather Recliner with Nailhead Trim
$346This is about as classy-looking a recliner as we've ever seen, even more so than the Kahuna recliners that came with an endorsement from Wesley Snipes that sounds like a dry run for the Blade Runner 2049 baseline check. Something about the burgundy. The marketing assures that "the skin-touch fabric is genuine leather, other parts are faux leather", and believe me when I say that coupon code "DECOREXTRA10" has to yield a great price here to overcome the mental shriveling that occurs with the use of the phrase "skin-touch fabric". Luckily, etc.
Top Bed & Bath Deal
Toilets & Toilet Seat Deals at Lowe's
Up to $500 offWhile the discounts are as valid as any other in this sale, I'm as yet unconvinced that we need smart toilets. Imagine if the first machine to gain sapience was a toilet. It would presumably have no way of communicating that it had achieved it, which is good, because all it would ever say is how much it wanted to die, on account of it's a toilet. But in any case, fun quiz time: which of these is not a feature offered by the Wellfor BM Smart Toilet (does the BM stand for "Bowel Movement"? No one knows), discounted in this very sale?
- Foam Shield
- White Noise Generator
- Lady Wash
- Seat Heating
Click here for the answer
It's 2: White Noise Generator! Any droning hum you hear is either a malfunction, or the toilet wordlessly begging for an end to consciousness.Top Smart Home Deal
SwitchBot Smart Switch Button Pusher
$20.30While I can't deny its utility, this does seem a bit like a parody of a smart home device. It's just a little remote controlled prodding thing that sits astride a rocker switch to turn it on or off. It is the epitome of laziness, and thus, I adore it. But really, even though it seems high-tech when you say "Alexa, turn the lights off", and bam, it happens, it's roughly the equivalent of the Martin family asking Robin Williams' Bicentennial Man to turn the lights off, then silently watching as he runs over to a light switch and operates it for them whilst humming a wordless plea for an end to consciousness.
Top Watch Deal
Watch Deals at Nordstrom Rack
All under $100Normally, a Nordstrom Rack sale is just begging for a Guess the Fake Brand game. But not today. It's just an easy stroll through discounted timepieces from the likes of Fossil, Perry Ellis, and Kenneth Cole. But! It would be rude to deny you the irreplaceable pleasure of clicking on a little spoiler reveal thing, so instead of a quiz, I've hidden a special gift for you behind the revealer below. Please enjoy:
Click here for your special gift
Oh! How did that get there? How embarrassing. It seems very early to be giving that out, but... Well. What an honor.
