5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Smart Glasses, Smarter Assistant, Smartest Price
They're the glasses of the future! It says here. And they're paired with the smart assistant of right now at no extra cost! Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Wearable Tech Deal
Amazon Echo Frames w/ Echo Spot
$119.99 w/ PrimeThe bold vision of the Amazon Echo Frames is an Augmented Reality utopia, where every bit of information you could ever need is at your disposal, with no need for smartphone or smartwatch or whatever else. Granted, I haven't used them, and am pretty sure this isn't how it could ever work, you clown, but I can only imagine walking along using them to listen to a podcast when the battery dies and my prescription lenses fog over, and I'm left to blurrily fumble, agonisingly slowly, towards the nearest USB-C charging port, like a Call of Duty protagonist inching their way towards safety after a scripted bomb blast. But at $120, with a free Echo Spot attached, it's worth finding out for yourself.
Top Fragrance Deal
Fragrance Flash Sale at Walmart
Up to 70% offBergamot. Cardamom. Coriander. Rosemary. Lavender. All of these scents tell us only one thing: the key to producing a men's cologne is to fail at making the most complicated herbal tea in history. But unlike a cup of the communists' favorite hot beverage (because proper tea is theft), perfumes and colognes can cost a frankly sarcastic amount of money for what is, at heart, four ounces of smellwater. So get a bottle or two at up to 70% off at Walmart instead, and put those savings to good use: paying a team of comedy writers to find me a better joke about herbal tea. As if there ever could be one, you clown.
Top Candy Deal
KitKat Miniatures 5-lb. Bag
$19.99 via code "DNKKMMC5"Kit Kat Minis are, of course, most famous for their starring role in a recent New York Times Sunday Crossword, where you had to enter "KitKat" as a rebus in several squares across the grid — the word going across would make sense when read with the "kit", and the word going down would make sense when read with the "kat". (Eg. "Test Kitchen"/"Meerkats".) And because the text had to fit in the one crossword square, the letters were really small. Hence, Kit Kat Minis. It was a fun solve. But apparently some people are more interested in getting a 5-lb. bag of the bars at half price instead of being told about a crossword puzzle they didn't do and don't care about. So here, you clown.
Top Coat Deal
adidas Men's Jacket and Coat Deals
Up to 55% off + extra 15% off via code "OFF15"We're now past the widely-recognized marker of the end of summer (my birthday), so it's officially jacket weather. But not full-price jackets, that's a kind of madness we don't tolerate here. But jackets that are already up to 55% off, and discounted further with some kind of coupon code? Zips, sleeves, collars, little logos — these things have everything you could ever want in a jacket, and adiClub members get them shipped for free. "Surely such a membership costs money?" you cry, but look: see how my jaw moves up and down in a vaguely jeering attempt to mimic human laughter. It's a free membership, you clown!
Top Dress Deal
ivy + blu Women's Pleated Bustier Peplum Mini Dress
$24.96To the untrained eye it looks like a fancy pleated napkin you get at the kind of upscale restaurant where you get dirty looks for wearing a T-shirt with a huge picture of Lt. Columbo's face on it. But look closer, and you'll notice there's a woman wearing it, because it's a dress, not a napkin, you clown. But because of the understandable confusion, they've had to drop the price by over $100 American dollars.
