5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Play Deus Ex Please, This Writer Needs a Sequel
Look, a free game is a free game. But a free Deus Ex game is a Deus Ex game. I'm sure you understand the difference. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top PC Game Deal
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided for PC (Epic Games)
Store: Epic Games Store
Price: Free
Lowest By: $4
Expiration: March 21
I'm leading with this because if enough people play this game, the worst company in the world might un-cancel the next Deus Ex game. It's unlikely, but hey, at least you get to play Deus Ex in the attempt. Despite what dissenting and wrong voices might say, it is the best of video game series, and this installment is no different. It's narratively awkward, but who gives a hot tootin' hoot when you can stealthily heist an entire cyberpunk bank just because you felt like it? And now, by law, the rest of this Jolt will be soundtracked by this.
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Top Bed Deal
Fufu & Gaga 5-Shelf Queen Headboard with LED Lights
Store: Home Depot
Price: $149.85 via code "BEDROOM10"
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $35
Expiration: March 29
While I can't argue with the utility of gaining five shelves, or the Instagram aesthetic of a soft LED haze slowly claiming every room in your house, I do feel like, once the pillows settle into a more reasonably sleepable position, heads will collide with MDF here. Which isn't to dissuade you from buying it, just perhaps suggesting you don't put any sharp metal ornaments precariously close to the edge of the shelves.
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Top Toy Deal
World's Coolest Polaroid Camera Keychain
Store: Amazon
Price: $9.40
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
Lowest By: $7
Making "World's Coolest" your brand name is a sneaky move. It makes this whole thing look like a tacky endorsement, and now I have to spend this entire first section of this paragraph explaining this whole brand name thing. Which only delays the bit where I tell you that this camera keychain doesn't actually function as a camera into the third sentence. Then the fourth is where I say that it's still pretty cool for a $10 keychain, with sounds and simulated film and stuff. But you've probably already stopped reading, before we even get to the bit where we try to figure out what the H this guy's deal is.
Even he's shrugging.
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Top Sale Deal
Best Buy 3-Day Sale
Store: Best Buy
Discount: Yeah
Shipping: Free shipping for members
Expiration: March 17
For most of us, a sale lasts as long as we care to browse it. Maybe five minutes? Maybe generously a half an hour. But this Patrick's Day weekend, try to remember that a sale is for three days, not just for Friday. Your responsibilities will end as Patrick's Day itself comes to a close, and much as St. Patrick is credited with banishing snakes from Ireland despite that never really happening, you too can banish high prices from the shores of TV-land, Earbud-ia, and some other really badly though-out product-as-country names that I've suddenly lost interest in thinking about. ONWARDS.
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Top TV Deal
Telly 55" 4K HDR Smart TV with 4K Android TV Streaming Stick
Price: FREEEEE
Shipping: Free shipping
The catch of this free TV is that it comes with a smaller second screen underneath that displays ads 24/7. You could presumably just get a big roll of electrical tape, or some elaborate fabric drapery mechanism, to make that basically disappear. Find a way to mount a large soundbar immediately in front of it. MacGuyver up an internet adblock for real life. Which sounds like it'd be awesome in all situations, but in reality it's better deployed on a small smart screen in your living room with some household items than say, on a roadside billboard by crashing a small helicopter into it. The intent is noble, comrades, but we must pick our battles.
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