5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Nordstrom's Half-Yearly Sale Sees Up to 85% off
We're not actually at the halfway point of the year yet but don't tell Nordstrom. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Clothing & Accessories Deal
Nordstrom Half-Yearly Sale
Up to 85% offYou might be thinking that for as momentous an occasion as the Nordstrom Half-Yearly Sale is, they would have bolstered deal gremlin security. Well they did and it still failed and once again the fate of all things dealy hangs precariously in the balance thanks to this pesky ever present infestation. However, they have one weakness they've never been able to counter – the only thing they fear is you. Therefore, identify which of the following one brand is legitimate amongst three delusion fakers and maybe then up to 85% off is something we can all enjoy. Identify!
- Monsoon Downpour
- Pearl Steel Copper
- We Will Frock You
- Beach Riot
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It was none other than Beach Riot. Only half as dangerous as Queen's legal team.Top Store Event Deal
Amazon 2025 Memorial Day Sale
Up to 90% offDays still remain between us and actual Memorial Day but fake Memorial Day has been in swing for a while and now Amazon has joined in on the delusion, suggesting calendars are mere gentle guidelines that we may disobey on a momentary whim. The end result is twofold. Yes there's widespread temporal chaos but there's also up to 90% off basically every category of item thinkable so it's a worthy tradeoff. Plus! The calendar madness hasn't resulted in me confusing Wednesday for Saturday so truly, all is well.
Top Hand Tool Deal
Milwaukee 11-in-1 Multi-Tip Screwdriver & Nut Driver
$7.98Rumors swirling around an 11-in-1 multi-tip screwdriver & nut driver have now been thoroughly investigated by a cadre of highly trained dealsters and while the mission was perilous and fraught with tension (morale plummeted on day three of the expedition when ever-strumming colleague A. Byrne simply would not put away his acoustic guitar despite being politely asked not to assume everyone wanted to hear his rendition of Future Days for the sixteenth time) they did all return with good news. Use coupon code "MEMORIALDEALS" to get the driver combo at a $4 low and the best price we've seen. Pearl Jam though has been forever tainted for these brave dealsters. There is no gain in this life without sacrifice.
Top Home Furniture Deal
Fufu & Gaga 19-Shelf Display Cabinet
$560In a further example of Memorial Day based coupon shenanigans, Home Depot proudly joins the action. You see, coupon code "MEMORIAL10" drops this here cabinet to the best price we've seen, a price that's also $65 less than our mention from two weeks ago. Shipping? That's free. 19 shelving compartments? Yes. Plus, "high-quality steel door hinges enable perfect door alignment." It's hard to top perfect door alignment.
Top Headphones Deal
Bose QuietComfort Wireless Noise Cancelling Headphones
$229Aha! I bet you thought that since an Amazon deal already appeared in this roundup, the chances of another one manifesting was precisely zero. You have been made to look the shabaroonous dunderhead and while the onslaught of teasing and hurling of character damning insults headed your way will be a lot to contend with, know that the Bose QuietComfort Wireless Noise Cancelling Headphones for $229 can function as a soothing balm in these hard times. They're $120 off, $20 under our March mention, and the lowest price we've ever seen outside of last Black Friday. Sure, it's a second best ever price scenario but given your current circumstances, you'll take it and you'll be happy. BE HAPPY.
