5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Who Nordstrom Rack Clears the Nordstrom Rack Clearance Sale
ABC — always be clothesing. That's the Nordstrom Rack sales technique, and by gum, you can't argue with the results. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Apparel Deal
Nordstrom Rack Clearance Deals
Up to 94% offOver 6,500 items on a deep clearance discount? Then the least we can do is make sure you're aware of three of the lesser-known brand names on offer within. And then also throw in a fake brand name. And then make you — yes — Guess The Fake Brand. Go forth and destroy:
- Ed2Tow
- HONOR THE GIFT
- Butter Goods
- Super Smalls
Click here for the answer
It's 1: Ed2Tow! Butter Goods is real, but sadly doesn't sell what you'd hope.Top Furniture Deal
Macy's 89" Cobbie Top-Grain Leather Sofa
$799It's funny how the Brandy color couch here looks like a perfectly good sofa, one you'd be happy to sit on in any house across the land before the owners kick you out for being in their house, how did you even get in here. But switch it over to Feather Grey, and suddenly it looks like something they'd modify slightly and put in Mon Mothma's apartment on Andor, or a waiting room in Logan's Run. Y'know. In a Sleepshop. For the thing. Both equally valid as decor styles, and both equally discounted by a huge $950.
Top Sunglasses Deal
Maui Jim & More Sunglasses at Woot
Up to 80% offMaui Jim is, I recently discovered, and by recently I mean three minutes ago when I read their Wikipedia page, the official eyewear sponsor of the Red Bull Formula 1 team. Now, you might wonder: what. What's the point of that? Do they wear them inside the helmets? And the answer is yes. Yes they do.
I found this article promising that Max Verstappen and Liam Lawson will be sporting a new look this season thanks to the partnership, with team principal Christian Horner dutifully saying excited words about it. Of course, since then, Lawson has been bumped down to the secondary Racing Bulls team, and Horner has been given the boot, and even Max has gone from 4-year champion to lovable underdog, scraping out occasional wins against all odds. But we're sure no such misfortune will befall you when you make your purchase, and anyway, the discounts are worth the risk.
Top Speaker Deal
Klipsch R-41SA Dolby Atmos Speaker Pair
$149I envy anyone who can buy these speakers in full confidence they can add them to a home theater set-up and get the comprehensive audiovisual splendor of a ginormous TV with ginormous sound to match. If I watch the TV with its meagre 5.1 setup above 14% volume, complaints abound. And even then I have to ride the volume control, so I can hear the dialogue clearly, but not have my brain melted into a rich, seeping goo by the next time they have a sound effect they want to show off. What I'm saying is, you'd pay $320 more for these speakers direct from Klipsch, and we'd all pay a lot more than that for movies to start having decent mixes again.
Top iPhone Deal
Apple iPhone 17 Series & Air at Best Buy
Up to $1,100 off w/ trade-inIf, instead of going straight to "iPhone", Apple had started with the aPhone and worked their way up alphabetically, we'd now be at the qPhone, which sounds like something John de Lancie would answer in my dream Star Trek: The Next Generation spinoff when the police commissioner can't solve a crime. Can $1,100 in trade-in credit on the brand-new iPhone announcements compare to the promise of a crime-fighting Q? It'll have to, I don't own the IP. Take it up with Paramount no Skydance no whoever bought it this week.
(For extra funs, imagine the alphabetical thing was real, and they still went straight from the 8th letter to the 10th. What a world, etc.)
