5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Furniture Deal, Sofa as the Eye Can See
If this sale were a famous English horror actor cast in a Star Wars movie, then digitally resurrected years after his death to "appear" in another Star Wars movie, making that the real horror all along, it would be Peter Cushion. Anyway. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Home Deal
Macy's Lowest Prices of the Season Home Sale
Up to 70% offThere's something deeply perverse about doing this job — which, I'll remind you, consists of sitting in front of a computer browsing the internet for eight hours a day — and seeing a sale on a bunch of chairs, sofas, and beds, and thinking "Man, I'd love to relax right now". But that's me — for you, the innocent and unassuming reader, this is simply a big ol' sale on plush and comfortable cushions on which to place your precious body. Sure, there are tables and cabinets and stuff too, but we're all just looking enviously at the biggest and most extravagant sofas. I'd fall asleep during the first ten minutes of a movie I really wanted to watch on any one of them.
Top Kitchen Deal
The Original Taco Toaster 2-Piece Set
$9.99Q: What do you call a legendary bassist who got so distracted using this toaster gimmick that he completely forgot to head to the movie theater to see the greatest comic book movie event of the last three decades?
A: Taco Missed-Morbius!
Top Shoe Deal
Men's Shoe Clearance at Nordstrom Rack
Up to 90% offYes, indeed. In the Age of Nordstrom Rack, the Sales were covered in huge brands. adidas, the Sporting Shoe. Nike, his most hated rival. Ugg, the Fuzzy Lord. But soon, the Sale will fade, and Prices will rise, and all will pay normal amounts for footwear once more. But first… you will pick the brand that doesn't appear in this sale.
- Form Soft Wear
- Hunter
- Gentle Souls
- BOSS
Click here for the answer
It's 1: Form Soft Wear! Obviously. Bloodborne on PC, Sony.Top Hat Deal
Under Armour Men's UA Blitzing 3.0 Cap
$5.48 via code "EXTRA50"Short of them switching up to an all-chainmail style, a hat is probably the most literal way to be "Under Armour". Or at least, under an Under Armour logo. Which is actually kind of hard to see in its black-on-black configuration, so maybe the real selling point is just a $5 cap. Cover that scalp, it's 2025, baby.
Top TV Deal
LG TVs July 4th Savings Event at Costco
From $1,000It wasn't until I looked on their Wikipedia page just now that I knew what LG was short for. "Lucky-Goldstar". It sounds like the name of one of the Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa. (It was a kids' cartoon in the post-Turtles 90s, the strangest time to be alive. Their actual names: Marshal Moo Montana, Dakota Dude, and Cowlorado Kid. And before you ask, yes Tim Curry was in it, and yes he did play a bovine conman named Jacques Le Beef. Obviously.) But in this case, LG stands for Let's Go, and the silent "TC" stands for "to Costco", where you can save on many of their fine TVs.
