5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Pull The Vevor Lever
Once upon a morning dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, o'er many a quaint and curious volume of dealjockey lore — while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my office door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "yapping at my office door, about some tool deals at Vevor." Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Tool Deal
Vevor Must Have Deals
From $41I'm not sure everyone needs to own all 20 of these items, as Vevor suggests — but then, they would, wouldn't they? — but it's certainly instructive. Now we know how Vevor sees us: the Platonic ideal of a Vevor customer is someone constantly digging post holes, spraying insecticides and such, sweeping floors at an industrial pace, then relaxing with a homemade slushee. Does such a paragon among customers truly exist? Could they? Should they?
Top Keyboard Deal
SteelSeries Apex 3 TKL Gaming Keyboard
$16.99It's fair to say that a tenkeyless keyboard is designed for those who use a different keyboard for their gaming than their tireless, impeccable office work. But more importantly, it's presumably designed for people who don't play the best genre of game: the kind of first-person game where you might interact with a digital keypad, and the game lets you enter the keycode by hitting the numpad keys instead of clicking on the in-game buttons with the mouse cursor. Yes reader: we're talking about immersive sims. Again. To be clear, I'm not saying don't buy this keyboard if you like immersive sims; I'm just saying, it's been designed by those who haven't seen the truth.
Top Office Chair Deal
Open-Box Herman Miller Chairs at eBay
Up to 53% offI wondered if Herman Miller was actually the founder of the Herman Miller company, or some weird corporate invention like Uncle Ben. Turns out, the company was founded as Star Furniture Co. by one D. J. DePree, but he and his father-in-law bought out most of the shares in 1923, and the company was renamed after said father-in-law: Harm Mulder. Who had Americanized his X-Files-predicting name to Herman Miller. Naming the entire company after your father-in-law might be the ultimate Wife Guy move, and it also now results in this, some 102 years later: the world's most vaunted office chairs offered to you in open-box condition at the best discounts you're likely to see.
Top Toy Deal
LEGO Death Star (2025)
$1,000 w/ free TIE Fighter setThe Star Wars timeline can be confusing at the best of times, but let's get this in order. In Episode IV, the Death Star seems to be a fairly recent arrival (as later confirmed by the strangely-overrated Rogue One), its planet-bothering superlaser clearly a new and urgent threat to the good guys. At the end of Episode III, we saw the beginning of the Death Star's construction, right after Luke and Leia are born. That means it takes roughly 19 years to construct the original Death Star. The second Death Star, by contrast, only took four years to get up to operative-superlaser speed in Episode VI, so kudos to the Empire for increasing their efficiency at least. I think there's an argument to be made that a $1,000 LEGO set should take at least those four years to construct, maybe even the full 19. But it probably won't.
Top Apparel Deal
T.J. Maxx Clearance Deals
Up to 70% offThere are 42 entire pages of discounts here, but we're only interested in one specific deal. It's October, and you know what that means: it's time to spend our nights nestled up next to our life-sized 5-foot Skeleton Buddy Pillows. Please be nice to him about someone replacing his legs with golf clubs.
