5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Clear the Nordstrom Rack
Clear those racks. Clear those racks! CLEAR THOSE RACKS! Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Apparel Deal
Nordstrom Rack Clear the Rack Sale
Up to 90% off + extra 25% offIt's New Year's Eve, and that can only mean one thing: the traditional clearing of the racks at Nordstrom Racks. The racks must be cleared, so that 2025 may begin without the weight of 2024's rack contents dragging it down. While you're helping with that, you can also engage in another tradition: the Nordstrom Rack Guess the Fake Brand game! We've lined up four brands, three of which are real and present in this very sale, and one of which is a big ol' red herring. GUESS.
- Appaman
- Show Me Your Mumu
- Sharkey's
- Carrots by Anwar Carrots
Click here for the answer
It's 3: Sharkey's! Which was, of course, the name of the surf-themed diner where California Dreams basically had a residency.Top Office Deal
Natures's Butts 2025 Wall Calendar
$4.99Butts are everywhere. It's a fact. But now they can also be on your office wall, in the form of a calendar full of pictures of amusingly-cleft items from nature. The gag wears a little thin by March, probably, but the calendar itself doesn't: it's printed on "premium thick paper". Were I marketing this calendar, I might have opted for the "thicc" spelling variant there. And maybe, as a very slightly more highbrow gag, found a place for a picture of a full moon in the calendar itself. And also, left the word "butts" uncensored on the calendar cover — it offends no one. Butts butts butts. BUTTS.
Top Home Furniture Deal
Furniture Deals at Home Depot
Up to 60% offIt is very unfair of Home Depot to so enthusiastically advertise big plush massage chairs to me, a man currently not sitting in a big plush massage chair. Granted, that's the ideal customer for a big plush massage chair, but still: it only draws attention to the fact that my b*tt is not currently in a big plush massage chair, and thus Tuesday is ruined. Luckily, as this Home Depot sale goes on, other items also appear, including tables, desks, dressers, mattresses, and more. But it's too late: I've already gone and hired several teamsters to dutifully vibrate my office chair when I press an imaginary button on the armrest and say "boop" really loudly.
Top Exercise Deal
Cap Barbell 50-lb. Adjustable Dumbbell Pair
$90That's the best price we've seen for these dumbbells, which include in their marketing spiel their US patent number. So don't get any ideas. These are incredibly paranoid dumbbells, and they have no time for your tricks: specifically, the trick where you pretend you invented a dumbbell with adjustable weight, between 5 and 25 lbs. But you didn't, as US Patent 11,285,354 proves.
Top PC Peripheral Deal
Logitech Accessories at Best Buy
Up to 50% offI am a full-throated endorser of the multi-button glory of a Logitech G502 mouse, the angular sequel to my previous favorite, the Logtiech MX518. This is the kind of personal recommendation brands crave, and it comes with only a small warning: I am now physically incapable of operating a mouse with fewer than nine buttons. This isn't a problem so long as the G502 gravy train keeps running smoothly, but most other mice have at most eight buttons, with maybe an awkward shift button upping their functionality at the expense of immediate convenience. There are also mice designed for MMO gaming, with ridiculous arrays of buttons along their flanks, as if meant to be played like an accordion's chord keys. Too many buttons: I require nine, and only nine. And so, the G502 becomes the only mouse my stupid hand can comfortably manipulate. And you too can have your brain permanently rewired in incredibly specific ways, thanks to this Logitech sale at Best Buy.
