5 Deals You Need to Know Today: HP Stands for Half-Price (Probably)
Imagine if Best Buy had a sale on some laptops. But wait! As a bonus, you don't have to imagine. We have saved your brain that pointless exertion, and now we also save you some money. Our benevolence will echo throughout history. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Laptop Deal
Best Buy Outlet Event Laptop Deals
Up to 95% offIt's a strange world when a fully-functioning gaming laptop, packed with an RTX 4070, 240Hz OLED screen, and 1TB SSD, can be purchased for roughly the same price as a standalone RTX 5080. But that's the world we live in, so I expect you to make the most of it. If that's not your style, there are objectively punier laptops for your email and web-browsery needs, and they start at frankly silly prices, like $160. That's less than you'd pay to see a movie in the theater these days, assuming you also bought some other stuff before and/or after the movie to make up the extra $140 or so. Like some eggs, am I ri—Aw beans, they're scooting me off stage Vaudeville style.
Top Home & Garden Deal
72" 5-Tier Metal Garage Shelving Unit
$60The product picture for this shelving unit uses a human woman for scale, as if to say "Look, you could basically fit four of this woman on these shelves. Five if you use the top shelf." It's a weird way to sell a shelf, no bones about it, but pair that with a $30 discount and we just might have a winning strategy on our hands. If I were a more nitpicky writer, I might point out that the other product pictures, where they've clearly photoshopped various heavy things onto bare shelves, would be more effective if replaced by a single picture of fewer real heavy things on the actual shelves. And I am, so I will, and already did, because I'm also efficient. And with that win in hand, I'll also suggest that if you insist on photoshopping stuff onto the shelves, you might as well make it that human woman, because that'd catch some eyes as they scroll through Amazon search results.
Top Shoe Deal
Nike Mens Shoe Deals
Up to 50% offAfter more than half a decade of writing these roundups, where sales on Nike shoes tend to show up pretty often, you do perhaps begin to run out of interesting ways to describe a sneaker. You can mention that Nike members (free to join!) get free shipping with orders of $50 or more, and that distracts from your complete creative bankruptcy for a few precious seconds, but then we're right back here. So. It… uh. Yeah. They come in different colors. Lots of colors. Tell you what: I'll put four colors in a neat list below, and you tell me which one isn't an actual color available on a shoe in this very sale.
- Coconut Milk
- Wheat Grass
- Oatmeal
- Candy Apple Red
Click here for the answer
It's 4: Candy Apple Red! They do have Gym Red, which is far less easily imagined. Candy Apple Red is a real nice color for a Telecaster though, and also a very pretty Tom Waits song.Top Smart Watch Deal
Apple Watch Band Discovery Box at Woot
Buy 1, Get Some FreeApple Watch Band was, of course, one of the many branded spin-offs Harmonix had planned for their Rock Band rhythm action video game series, but the volatile nature of the games industry put paid to that. And it's only now, years later, that we get to purchase some of the planned tie-in merch for the game, at a two-for-one, or three-for-one, price point, thanks to the good ship Woot (an Amazon company, lest we forget). Your Apple Watch has no doubt flagged a suspiciously increased heart rate at the prospect of saving so much on these straps, and has notified several of your nearest hospitals, so please make your way to one of those for delousing and a clean bill of health.
Top Apparel Deal
Hugo Boss Mens Clearance Deals at Dillards
Up to 75% offCompletely divorced of any historical context, having ol' Hugo as your immediate superior must have made for some top-tier "Yes Boss" tomfoolery. Were you being properly respectful or overly familiar? He'd never know. Classic workplace japes. But now the bigwigs have names like Daniel Grieder, Yves Müller, and Oliver "Tiny" Timm, so similar opportunities are limited. To make up for that disappointment: discounted clothes. It's everything you ever wanted: Clothes.
