5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Macy's Decides Black Friday is Now
Macy's is breaking the laws of Black Friday. Their crimes, our benefit. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Black Friday Sale Breaking The Rules of Time Deal
Macy's Black Friday in July Sale
Up to 86% offYou can't just decide that Black Friday is also now happening in July. That's not how it works Macy's. This reckless disregard for the sanctity of the calendar must be met with a stern and unrelenting punishment and we'll see to it that Macy's faces the fullest extent of deal law that's possib- discounts are up to 86% off? Deep savings on thousands of items? On apparel, footwear, luggage, bedding, fragrances, and more? And Star Rewards members receive free shipping on orders over $25? With chatter indicating that's it's free to become one such member? Well then, Black Friday in July it is so.
Top TV Deal
Hisense R6 Series 58R6E3 58" 4K HDR LED UHD Roku Smart TV
$214Despite my (very much deserved) reputation as The OLED Snob, even I can recognize a worthy deal on a non-OLED TV from time to time. One such time is now, in the case of the Hisense R6 Series 58R6E3 58" 4K HDR LED UHD Roku Smart TV at Walmart. Y'see it's $24 under our April mention and the lowest price we've ever seen. Dolby Vision and 4K resolution support are both here, all in a 58" frame that's yours for $214. OLED? What's a truck an OLED?
Top Home & Garden Deal
Lowe's The Back Aisle Clearance Deals
Up to 75% offLowe's is beckoning you to venture into the back aisle, if you dare. Clearance discounts of up to 75% off are being promised on brands such as Craftsman, Whirlpool, and Kobalt. Free shipping with orders of $35 or more by signing up to MyLowe's Rewards can supposedly be yours and word has it that signup is free. It all sounds a little too good to be true and as you peruse the suspiciously quiet back aisle, you notice no else is around and yet can't shake the feeling that you're being observed from afar, that every move is being deliberately and closely monitored. On the other hand, what's a little surveillance when there's a Kobalt string trimmer to be seized upon at a $179 discount, yes?
Top Thing That's Also in Deus Ex Deal
6-in-1 Multitool Pen
$5Pens that simply allow one to write and do nothing else? No. We can't and won't allow that. Pens that allow one to write and also partake in screwdrivering, measurement taking, and more? That's the stuff. That's the 6-in-1 Multitool Pen for over half off when you clip the coupon on the product page. How does this stack up to the famed multitool from classic immersive sim video games series Deus Ex? Well, this one can "dynamically alter current flow in almost any non-hardened circuitry" allowing for the disabling of security cameras, turrets, and even retinal scanners. But! It can't be used to write stuff down. Best have one of each on hand, just to be safe.
Top Jacket Deal
adidas Men's Entrada 22 Track Jacket
$15At eBay, this adidas track jacket is the undeniable star
At eBay, "ADIJULY40" gives a $12 low which most certainly isn't subpar
At eBay, elastic cuffs and front welt pockets simply are
At eBay, time to now say goodbye in French so au revoir