GeekDeal via eBay offers the refurbished Philips Saeco Xelsis One Touch Espresso Machine, model no. HD8946/47, for $799.99 with free shipping. That's $1,700 below the lowest total price we could find for a new model. It features finger print recognition technology to store and recall up to six unique user profiles (each profile contains nine beverages, customizable by strength, length, temperature, and density of milk froth), 100% ceramic grinders, two separate heating systems, and cappuccinatore hooks.

A 180-day warranty applies, although it's unclear who backs it.